Let’s face it: cleaning can be hard work!
Sometimes, the best way to get through a busy day is with a good laugh.
Here’s a list of some of our favorite cleaning jokes to brighten your mood—and maybe even make your mop dance a little faster.
???? 1. Why did the broom get promoted?
Because it always swept through its work!
???? 2. Why did the sponge go to school?
Because it wanted to absorb more knowledge!
???? 3. I told my mop it was fired…
It just swept the problem under the rug.
???? 4. What’s a cleaner’s favorite game?
Hide and sweep!
???? 5. Why did the mop break up with the bucket?
It felt like it was just going in circles.
???? 6. Why don’t cleaners ever get lost?
Because they always follow the dirt!
???? 7. What did the cleaning spray say to the countertop?
“I’ve got you covered.”
???? 8. Why did the dustpan apply for a raise?
Because it picked up everything!
???? 9. My vacuum and I are on a break…
It was just too clingy.
✨ Need More Than Just a Laugh?
While laughter is the best medicine, a truly clean home or office is pretty great too!
At SaniCare, we make sure your workplace shines—from top to bottom—with professional janitorial and specialty cleaning services.
???? Ready to schedule a service?
Give us a call at 505-884-4420.
